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Citations:

[1] https://contentfuel.co/funny-print-ads/

[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j8RrMJ5oeQ

[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYbDedbPQKs

[4] https://www.trafficsoda.com/how-long-ppc-to-work/

[5] https://hawksem.com/blog/sem-vs-seo-marketing/